Nintendo Creatures jokes

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?