Nine Inch Nails jokes

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"