Nine Inch Nails jokes
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.