Nine Eleven jokes

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the airport.

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.