Nine Eleven

Nine Eleven Jokes

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Crash

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Sister

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Pilot

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.