Nightmare jokes
Why is Black Panther every cops worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.