I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Nightlife Jokes
I like strippers on me.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.