Nightlife

Nightlife jokes

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.