Niagara

Niagara jokes

Wife

    • My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

    One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

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    Felon

    • I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

    Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

    ...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

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    • Hairline

    • Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

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    Incest

    • The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

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