How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
can someone please tell what happened?
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
