Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

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    • Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

    A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

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    • Morbid jokes

    Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

    A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

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    • How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

    I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

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    • What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

    Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

    Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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    • How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

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    • What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

    What's the difference between my father and acne?

    Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

    Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

    What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?

    He breaks his nose.

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