Worst Jokes Ever

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

What did a man say to his boy?

You are my son.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.