Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?