Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.