Worst Jokes Ever
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
Slept in my Little Shop of Horrors T-shirt, woke up and could suddenly see more.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.
Slept in my Rocky Horror T-shirt, woke up and seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.