New Born jokes
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
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I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...