A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Pediatrician Jokes
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
