Neurodiversity Jokes

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

What do you call a Censor with Autism?

A Censorspaz.

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.