Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Neurodiversity Jokes
"Autism be like..."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
I'm autistic.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Pacman
