Nerd culture jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Sans Undertale.

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.