Nerd culture jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Sans Undertale.

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."