Nerd culture jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Sans Undertale.

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."