Natural Process jokes
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?