Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and they do t know what can’t hurt them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
