Music

Music Jokes

Emo

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Complaint

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!