Mt jokes

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.

Myles Parfitt ;/

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

Monky.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.