Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Mt Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
If only true Americans voted:
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
