Movie quote jokes

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.