Movie franchise jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."