Movie franchise jokes

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.