Movie franchise jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
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How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
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What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.