Motel

Motel jokes

Jesus

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

Rape

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Nail

Anti-Christ

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"