Motel jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.