Motel jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.