Motel jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.