Motel jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!