1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine? An earthquake.
Uma thurmans optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world “The guy who tackles the make a wish kid”
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.