Moral dilemma jokes

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.