Moooovies jokes
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D