Moooovies jokes
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.