I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
What did the indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
