Monster trucks jokes

White comedy week:

Monster Truck Monday

Trailer Park Tuesday

White Trash Wednesday

Take Your Sister Out Thursday

Fox News Friday

Storm the Capitol Saturday

Say You’re Sorry Sunday

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."