Mona jokes

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.