Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? because it's a touchy topic.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
A child molester and a priest walks into a bar. He orders a drink
I molested a child today and it felt quite lovely on my Penis 👍
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
