Molecule memes
Jokes
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.