Molecule jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
β¨ Depression and anxiety β¨
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, βHow much for a drink?β The bartender replied, βFor you, NO CHARGE!β
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because itβs inside a cell!
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, Iβm positive!"