Molecule

Molecule Jokes

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, β€œHow much for a drink?” The bartender replied, β€œFor you, NO CHARGE!”

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"