Moldiness jokes
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I like moldy food.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
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