Misuse jokes

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?