Misuse jokes

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

This stuff is messed up, you people.

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.