Misuse jokes

Evidence

  • If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Arrest

  • I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

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  • Glue stick

  • The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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