Misuse jokes

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.