Misuse jokes

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.