Misuse jokes

Glue stick

  • The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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  • Addiction

  • If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

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  • Reader

  • You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.