Misuse jokes

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!