Misunderstood jokes
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
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I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Community talk
IF HE LOVED YOU WOULD TELL YOU IF HE MISSED YOU HE WOULD CALL IF HE WANTED TOY HIS MAMA THEN HE WOULD BRING YOU HOME NO THERE AINT NO EXCUSES HE AINT MESSUES UP MISUNDERSTOOD QUIT LYING TO YOURSELF IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD !!!! rah
I have something to get off my chest. Addressing misconceptions and misinterpretations is crucial for fostering mutual understanding and preventing erroneous assessments. When communication is unclear or intentions are misunderstood, it can lead to confusion and hinder progress. Therefore, it's essential to articulate the reasoning behind recent endeavors clearly. Clear communication not only helps to bridge gaps in … Read more
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more