So my mom looked in the mirror today and we need a new one
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
Knock knock? Who's there A mirror, i'm lonenly
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly Bully 2: Look in a mirror. Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace
If you looked in the mirror you would see a ugly person witch is you.
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
