Mirror Image jokes

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

What do you call a dad in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.