Minneapolis jokes

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.