Minneapolis jokes

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”