Mineralogy jokes

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"