Mineralogy jokes

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0