Mineralogy jokes

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Which mineral is impolite?

Ironically.

Which mineral is so impolite?

IRONic.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

Geology rocks!

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.