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Anonymous
3 years ago

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

    One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

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    Sir-Duck
    8 years ago

    I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

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