Military Action jokes

USA

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

it’s so fun

Irans going boom boom soon (:

Hey omnom, if the Russians did use chemical weapons in mariupol, does that leave grounds for a world war?