Miguel jokes
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Memes
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.