A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
