Migration jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.