Middle East conflict jokes
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.