Middle East conflict jokes
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.