Middle East conflict jokes

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.