Michelle memes
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Jokes
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.