Mic drop jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
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How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
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What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.