Mic drop jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸