Mic drop jokes

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Guess Stephen's batteries died.