Mexican person jokes
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?