Metal jokes

Rust in peace.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."