This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
Your hairline is so messed up it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
This stuff is messed up you people
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
People are so F****n messed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW"
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
