What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?