Mentally Retarded jokes

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?