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GG Miller
2 years ago

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    dont say this to my jokes .. OK

    A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    His ass going to jail

    The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    I ALWAYS SAY THIS

    A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    fat people dont read this

    Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    gayness

    The image is a two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a yellow hand holding up a small, light blue card that reads "Dr Gae". The bottom panel shows a yellow, four-limbed cartoon character, looking at the card with a perplexed expression.
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    me 7 yr ago

    A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."
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  • Cahyani Ambara
    2 years ago

    You should buy this game now.

    The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.
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  • Dawson Maxey
    2 years ago

    DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO

    A white box truck with the logo "DOBB)BBS Tire & Auto Service Center" is driving on a highway. The text overlay says, "Only In Ohio" with a skull emoji.
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  • ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    2 years ago

    lol

    A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."
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  • CaptainEgg75
    2 years ago

    selling wheat

    A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.
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  • CaptainEgg75
    2 years ago

    no no no no no no no no no

    A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"
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    yourmomleft yourdadf
    2 years ago

    true

    A squirrel holds a gun, as if to threaten the viewer. The text says: WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR NUTS
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  • CaptainEgg75
    2 years ago

    Oh no Oh no oh no no no no wait wait wait

    The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the top panel, Moe from The Simpsons has a nervous expression and the text "Me making jokes." In the bottom panel, Homer from The Simpsons looks serious, and the text reads "A guy wants to date me."
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  • CaptainEgg75
    2 years ago

    what you get

    A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.
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  • Cahyani Ambara
    2 years ago

    A special quote:

    The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    me too

    A yellow minion with goggles is shown. The text reads, "I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    for fat people......... sorry

    A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    I like walking

    A green cartoon character with a black face and line for legs, and arm, is walking. The text “WHEN YOU WALKIN’” is on top.
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  • Cahyani Ambara
    2 years ago

    BFB

    The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".
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