Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Worst Jokes Ever TV
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Orphan jokes
Priest jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Offensive jokes
Incest jokes
Dark Humor
Black jokes
Autism jokes
Abortion jokes
Gay jokes
Puns
Sexuality jokes
Prostitution jokes
Love jokes
Indian jokes
George Floyd jokes
Homeless jokes
Chinese jokes
Slavery jokes
All categories

Frequently asked questions (FAQ)

Jokes
Memes
Community

Memes

Post meme

Hot
Best
Random
Newest
In-jokes

Disease

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Shame

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."

Penis

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.

Palpatine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."

Tire

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Gas

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.

Cocaine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Emperor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Emperor Palpatine, with a sinister smile, is holding a can of Mountain Dew. The text "Dew it" is overlayed on the image.

Billboard

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".

Banana

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A banana is carved into the shape of a gun.

Hearing

αmy · 2 years ago

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

Answer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".

Map

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

Soda

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Building

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing of a person whispering into the ear of a cockatiel parrot. The text bubble above them says: "Building 7 was a controlled demolition."

Middle East

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

Previous
Next
- 1
- …
- 159
- 160
- 161
- …
- 169